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Everyone Stood and Clapped

by Marine Todd

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Wha Happen? 02:48


Marine Todd was minding his own business, measuring his property line to ensure his neighbor’s fence did not encroach upon it, when he heard someone shout from down the street, “9/11 was good and socialism is the way.” Marine Todd’s eyes narrowed in steely determination.
“Not today, atheists. Not on my watch.”
With deliberate strides, muscles rippling beneath his Affliction T-shirt, he followed the voice and it led him to the local MS-13 hideout. Marine Todd stepped inside and couldn’t believe his eyes. It was a wedding between a Muslim atheist gang member and a German shepherd.
“We did Benghazi and the Marines are pussies,” said the immigrant thug who was wearing an MSNBC hoodie.
Marine Todd raised his AR-15 with the custom bump stock to make it fully automatic and said “This is an abomination.”
The globalist superpredator just laughed.
“Sharia law is now America’s law.”
“Well I brought a message from Jesus,” said Todd, “and this is it,” and he bravely opened fire on the entire wedding, killing all the dogs and thugs. But just when the cool-headed Marine thought the battle was over and America had won, a door opened in the back of the Mexican mosque and in stepped George Soros. Marine Todd had never known fear, but being in the presence of the world’s richest, greediest, sneakiest evil was almost too much for him to bear. Almost.
“I’ve come to drop off the checks to my crisis actors for our latest false flag operation,” Soros said.
Marine Todd valiantly gestured to the bodies littering the floor of the synagogue.
“You mean them?”
Soros let out a womanly scream.
“The media that I control will hear about this!”
Todd pulled a gold doubloon from his pocket and held it up.
“Maybe this will change your mind.”
Soros’ eyes practically bugged out of his head as he scrambled desperately towards the masculine Marine. Just before he reached him, Marine Todd tossed the doubloon down a well. Soros, consumed by his own greed and treachery, fell down the well after it where he lived out the rest of his days cradling the doubloon and eating algae.


released April 10, 2020

All songs by Nick Rossi and Bradley Tomaziefski

Recorded and mixed January-March 2020 by Nick Rossi at The Shit Box

Mastered by Matthew Barnhart at Chicago Mastering Service

Brad - vocals, handclaps
Nick - guitar, bass, drums, percussion, organ


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